White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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