New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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