508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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