Dual....:-)
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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