And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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