Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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