Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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