I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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