I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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