You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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