i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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