I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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