guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
As shirtless as possible
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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