There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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