Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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