like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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