ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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