I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
How's work?
Spinning.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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