That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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