Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
do herpes really smell.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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