i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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