i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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