Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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