dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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