I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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