Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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