when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Blood and glitter go together right?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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