My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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