Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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