Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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