were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Randomize
