HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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