she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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