What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
