Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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