So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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