Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do vagina's smell?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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