her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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