How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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