you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Randomize
