She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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