Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
