it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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