im gay
i know
yea but for you.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
