This girl is more easily done than said...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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