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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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