Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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