I think i sorta joined a cult last night
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
