i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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