I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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